Puking. It is like burping with attitude. Whether you chuck, scrounge, barf, vomit, or straight up yodel, your body is working to move nasties out of itself. When it happens in life, it sucks. When it happens in movies, it is glorious. With that said, the Top 5 Best Puke Scenes in Movies:

5) I Love You, Man (2009)

I think this is the first time we get to touch on Paul Rudd. While this movie is a little out of our normal scope of time, it needed to be included for its pure hilarity. Also, that volume and velocity.

4) Kingpin (1996)

We have all done things we regret for money. Here, Roy Munson makes the ultimate sacrifice. But hey, he got that month’s rent free. I’m honestly impressed with the sheer volume he rewards the toilet with.

3) Problem Child 2 (1991)

Ah yes. This scene is the reason I got into writing. I find everything about this movie fascinating. But the fact that Junior pranks the hell out of so many people and turns them into a barfnado is pure awesomeness.

2) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

This is comic gold, and totally wouldn’t hold up in today’s modern/progressive society (pronounced: stupid). Regardless, upon finding out that Einhorn is a man, Ace goes through one hell of a journey to rid his body of the cooties.

1) The Amityville Horror (1979)

Honestly, it was hard to select a top pick for this. Puke scenes are like pizza…even when its bad, it’s good. With that, I put my favorite as number one. Just listen to this beotch retch bloody murder. Sheesh. Someone give her a mint after this performance.

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